Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese? by Donald Rump, Donald Rump
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Author: Donald Rump ISBN: 9781533737649
Publisher: Donald Rump Publication: April 1, 2018
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Donald Rump
ISBN: 9781533737649
Publisher: Donald Rump
Publication: April 1, 2018
Imprint:
Language: English

Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,150 words.

WARNING: Contains toe cheese.

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Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,150 words.

WARNING: Contains toe cheese.

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