| Author: | Donald Rump | ISBN: | 9781624544958 |
| Publisher: | Donald Rump | Publication: | November 17, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Donald Rump |
| ISBN: | 9781624544958 |
| Publisher: | Donald Rump |
| Publication: | November 17, 2013 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
CRITICAL ACCLAIM
"…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be." --S.J. Nolan
"Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book." --Cinisajoy
"What man doesn't think flatulence is still an important, interesting, entertaining, even exciting aspect of our everyday lives? A man who hasn't been taught the fine art of bottling a fart, that's who." --Angry Games
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume.
Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all.
BOTTLING FARTS
Could the greatest power…
The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination…
The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness…
…be obtained by bottling farts???
"Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…"
THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC
Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap.
GOING DUTCH
Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined.
MARRIAGE STINKS
Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?
BONUS!
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 includes the bonus story I Am Fart (approximately 1,130 words).
CRITICAL ACCLAIM
"…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be." --S.J. Nolan
"Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book." --Cinisajoy
"What man doesn't think flatulence is still an important, interesting, entertaining, even exciting aspect of our everyday lives? A man who hasn't been taught the fine art of bottling a fart, that's who." --Angry Games
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume.
Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all.
BOTTLING FARTS
Could the greatest power…
The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination…
The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness…
…be obtained by bottling farts???
"Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…"
THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC
Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap.
GOING DUTCH
Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined.
MARRIAGE STINKS
Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?
BONUS!
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 includes the bonus story I Am Fart (approximately 1,130 words).
