Simon's Snacks Hors d'Oeuvre #1: The Innocents

Nonfiction, Food & Drink, Meats & Dairy, Meat, Fiction & Literature, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Cover of the book Simon's Snacks Hors d'Oeuvre #1: The Innocents by Simon Alkenmayer, Short Fuse Publishing
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Simon Alkenmayer ISBN: 9780463058718
Publisher: Short Fuse Publishing Publication: July 2, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Simon Alkenmayer
ISBN: 9780463058718
Publisher: Short Fuse Publishing
Publication: July 2, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

I am a monster.

You ask what kind, but I will leave that to you, gentle reader. The details of my modern identity are available, but The Creature’s Cookbook is woefully incomplete. This compilation of stories and recipes came about because of your questions and desires. I offer it so that you may discover who I was before I became Simon—this humble ghoul who begs your pardon, and is most grateful for your participation.

In this Snack, I answer the riddle of how I obtained the largest scar on my body. It was deep in the Middle Ages of a newly reformed France during its raging Hundred Years War with England, and it began on a dark and stormy night.

Be cautious. You wouldn’t want to bite off more than you can chew.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

I am a monster.

You ask what kind, but I will leave that to you, gentle reader. The details of my modern identity are available, but The Creature’s Cookbook is woefully incomplete. This compilation of stories and recipes came about because of your questions and desires. I offer it so that you may discover who I was before I became Simon—this humble ghoul who begs your pardon, and is most grateful for your participation.

In this Snack, I answer the riddle of how I obtained the largest scar on my body. It was deep in the Middle Ages of a newly reformed France during its raging Hundred Years War with England, and it began on a dark and stormy night.

Be cautious. You wouldn’t want to bite off more than you can chew.

More books from Short Fuse Publishing

Cover of the book The Creature's Cookbook Part 3: Pygmalion by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book Cards Never Lie by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book The Short Fuse Guide to Plotting Your Novel by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book Biomass Rewind by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book Smarm, the Icky Goblin by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book A Clean Break by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book Never Done Dreamin' by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book Lightning Time by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book The Janus Gate: An Encounter with John Singer Sargent by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book The Creature's Cookbook Part 2: That Is Not My Name by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book The Short Fuse Guide to Book Proposals by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book Hero is a Four Letter Word by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book Stink, the Lazy Goblin by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book The Short Fuse Guide to Book Publishing Rights by Simon Alkenmayer
Cover of the book Scrounge, the Greedy Goblin by Simon Alkenmayer
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy